We worm our cats…
We worm our dogs…
We worm our horses…
Unfortunately, however, most human beings don’t consider these basic internal hygiene practices applicable to them.
It should come as no suprise, then, that millions of us are currently suffering from all manner of strange new diseases…
Which brings us to the bad news: if you are yet to complete a parasite eradication protocol during your latest incarnation here in Biosphere Earth, you almost certainly have parasitic worms living inside you. Here’s how it works:
Mother Nature uses the SAME process to cleanse herself of ALL organisms with a depleted life force.
Think of an injured or fallen tree. As soon as the tree is injured or falls to the forest floor, bacteria moves in to infiltrate the organism – that’s its job. Eventually, the bacteria turns to mold, then to fungus, then finally parasites attack the fallen tree, which quickly becomes diseased and slowly disintegrates, before reverting back to the four constitutional elements of air, water, earth and fire that are the foundational building blocks of life in this particular biosphere.
Whenever bacteria encounters anything with a depleted life force, it TESTS IT.
Bacteria TESTS living organisms to see if they are healthy. If the organism is healthy and its immune defences cannot be penetrated, the bacteria move on. If the organism is unhealthy, the bacteria moves in and a process of slow decay begins.
Like it or not, these are the laws of Biosphere Earth.
To protect ourselves from bacterial and parasitic infections, we must ingest antibacterial, anti-microbial and anti-fungal herbs as part of an ongoing internal hygiene protocol. This was standard practice before 1910. Then Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller began closing down the wholistic healthcare schools that were responsible for preserving and disseminating this knowledge to the populace…
In the west, the most definitive guide we have on the subject of herbalism is Nicholas Culpeper’s Complete Herbal Handbook.
In Culpepper’s book, we discover that wild fern was once used to kill intestinal worms in the human body, likewise the marsh weeds feverfew and fleabane.
Culpeper’s groundbreaking magnum opus not only highlights the medicinal benefits of hundreds of different sacred herbs, but also the fractal connection these plants have with the celestial bodies.
According to Culpepper, the effect of many of the natural medicines promoted in his books can be heightened when they are consumed in concordance with the position of the Sun, Moon, planets and stars.
In her books on alternative medicine, the Canadian naturopath Hulda Clark claims that all disease is caused by parasitic infection. For this reason, she promotes the use of Cloves, Wormwood and Green Black Walnut Hulls to treat parasitic infestations in the human body.
Mimosa Pudica Seeds MUST also be added to Hulda Clark’s renowned parasite protocol to help speed up the elimination of the ALIENS that have invaded your inner space…
You can make a healing tea using Cascara Bark and Quassia Chips. We use a teapot with a diffuser to do this.
In addition to stimulating the bowel with its laxative effects, Cascara Bark contains a compound called Anthraquinone, which is antibacterial, anti-microbial and anti-fungal. Quassia Chips have similar antibacterial and anti-fungal properties.
To make Quassia and Cascara tea, steep ½ tablespoon of each in hot water and then drink. Initially, this tea will knock you sideways. You won’t have tasted anything so bitter in your life! If you find the taste overpowering at first, try adding more water to dilute the flavour until you become accustomed to the bitterness.
You can also use this ancient anti-bacterial insecticide to disinfect the exterior of the Human body, including childrens’ hair that has become infected with lice eggs and nymphs.
Using a brewing pot with a stainless steel infuser, you can make an ancient healing tonic we call SHAMANIC Motherfucker using:
Leave the tonic steeping in the brew maker for at least 6-hours in order to extract the healing properties of each of the ingredients. Then pour the cooled liquid into a sweet tea made from heated mineral water sweetened with one heaped teaspoon of good honey.
Initially, ingestion of this tonic will knock you sideways.
You won’t, we imagine, have tasted anything quite so bitter in all of your life!
This is because quassia contains nature’s most bitter substance, quassin, which is way more bitter even than quinine. For this reason, many of the tonic waters on sale at your local supermarket are now made with quassia and no longer with quinine-rich chinchona bark.
Don’t worry, though, your taste buds will soon acclimatise to the bitterness and before long you will be able to tolerate drinking this bacteria-zapping tonic neat, without the sweetened water.
Next, combine Neem powder with Turmeric.
The combination of Neem and Turmeric has been used for centuries to treat bacterial infections and as a preventative to safeguard against parasitic infestations. Neem can also be used as a natural birth control alternative to pharmaceutical fertility control.
And don’t forget Vidanga, one of Ayurveda’s most potent herbs, known for its anti-oxidant, anti-inflammatory and anti-microbial properties.
The word Vidanga means ‘Worm Killer’, which indicates just how important it is to include this ancient healing plant in your parasite protocol.
A word of warning: DON’T take these herbs all at once. If you do, you won’t know which herb is making you feel great and which is making you feel weird.
To achieve the best results from your parasite protocol, start slowly. Take Wormwood, Clove and Green Black Walnut Hull capsules for three or four days, then bring in your Mimosa Pudica Seeds. Three or four days later, start making daily quantities of Cascara and Quassia tea. A week or so after this, begin taking Neem and Turmeric. Continue like this for at least a month. Then stop taking everything and switch to Vidanga for a week. After this, take a break from ALL herbs for one week. Then begin the cycle over again if required.
In terms of dosing, stick to the instructions provided by your chosen supplier. Hulda Clark advocates patients who are very sick should take Wormwood in double or even triple doses. It’s up to you whether or not you want to follow Hulda’s advice. If it’s any help, we did and nothing bad ever happened to us! In fact, the results of my fairy aggressive and lengthy parasite cleanse were that I managed to HEAL more or less every ailment I have ever suffered from within less than six months…
Anticipate die-off symptoms as you gradually exterminate the bacteria, mould, fungus and parasites living inside you.
When the bacteria, mould, fungus and parasites die, they release toxins into your bloodstream. These toxins can make you feel depressed, apathetic and/or lethargic.
Eventually, these toxins will be excreted by the body.
If die-off symptoms persist, however, and you cannot cope, lower your dosage until you feel better. If you want to learn more about ‘die-off’ symptoms, please research the term ‘Herxheimer Reaction’.
AVOID ALL PROCESSED SUGARS like the plague, as sugar feeds the bacteria, fungus and parasites you’re trying to eliminate. To satisfy your sweet tooth use local unpasteurised honey, inulin, soaked dates and bananas.
Remember to take your parasite protocol herbs EVERYDAY. To be successful, you need to be persistent for at least a couple of months. Sooner or later, however, the colony of Aliens encamped in your intestines will get the message and move out.
When you’re done, continue dosing with anti-parasitic herbs every month as part of an ongoing maintenance protocol to prevent re-infection.
If you’re travelling through underdeveloped regions of the biosphere, consider ‘microdosing’ during your trip.
According to the rumour mill, long-term use of anti-bacterial herbs can be dangerous. We can’t find any explanation as to why this might be the case and in our experience there was absolutely no downside to taking these magnificent healing herbs. However, we loaded our gut with prebiotics, probiotics and vitamin and mineral supplements throughout the process. We did this in case we were eliminating our ‘good bacteria’ as well as our ‘bad bacteria’ during our uncompromising Alien Cleanse.
